About male fibers, cardiac angina and dietary fat.

Especially in the daily, because every day you need something incendiary, clickable and readable. When normal ideas run out, authors and editors remember about esotericism and other nonsense. And they are trying to leave on this. Sometimes it rolls, and sometimes it turns out like this…

Elena A. Grosheva saw the enticing banner and followed it to the website of the women's magazine "Superstyle". Not a bad magazine in general, but the article that Elena sent a link to was shocking.

One name for what it is worth is a vampire boyfriend. In short, men are to blame for all the troubles of women. Well, it would have ended with pure esotericism – the astral body, chakras, zodiac compatibility. So no, a medical base is being brought under the whole thing:

All people get sick, no one is immune from this. And age also takes its toll. There are dozens of reasons for the described ailments. But the author of the article knows exactly where the dog rummaged:

About how. Men from women, it turns out, not only drink blood, but also suck out vital energy. They connected to the main female generator with the help of optical fiber – and they pump a pure, unclouded substance.

But not to everyone, oh, not to everyone, this truth is revealed, secret fibers are indistinguishable for people burdened with education and intelligence. But before another category of citizens they appear in all their shimmering glory:

Why do you think a man does not tolerate a break in an intimate relationship? Attraction? Testosterone? Spermotoxicosis? Love? Nope. The batteries are running out:

Oh, I think I'm beginning to understand what Karabas-Barabas was singing about: "I don't care about humiliations - Yes! I'm ready to humiliate myself! Eh! I'm ready to humiliate myself! Wow! I'm ready to humiliate myself! But just to get a little closer to the sweet goal!"

But then it's even more interesting. It turns out that a woman has only ten slots for energy fibers:

Of course, it's hard – you go, and the males follow you, oh, that is, the cables are dragged by dozens. What kind of life is there, you glow like a Christmas tree, and it's clear to everyone that you are... er... sexually active. Remember, ladies, you can only take nine, and most likely not at the same time.

What I'm wondering is, are there slots for fibers only in the vagina or in alternative access points too? And whether the fibers penetrate through the condom, and in what quantity, or maybe once in a condom counts as two without it. And then there are a lot of options.

With all the nonsense (and this is not a letter from a "turned" reader), there is definitely a benefit from the article. For example, my vocabulary of allegories has been replenished with the expression "do not try to leave your energy fibers in my brain." The first thing I do is apply it to the author of a superstyle masterpiece.

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There is a crisis, employees are being cut, so such information appeared about the Air Force. This did not pass without a trace, signs of the "cleaning lady with PROMT" syndrome began to slip in the news of this respected company.

The text itself is clear, but the following paragraph may be a mystery for citizens:

It seems that the surveyed workers relieved stress with cold beer and therefore stacked up with sore throats. In fact, everything is much simpler. All of these conditions relate to coronary heart disease. And angina, too.

The fact is that the main meaning of the English term "angina" is angina, an attack of chest pains. Moreover, the roots of this term go straight to Latin - angina pectoris, or "breast toad".

And the angina we are used to in English-language sources is called acute tonsillitis. Although sometimes angina, too. Hence the confusion.

Heart attack, angina pectoris, and even sudden coronary death are all clinical forms of coronary heart disease. And chronic stress is one of the main risk factors. Actually, the study itself is from the series "2*2 = 4" - the grant cut.

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I wrote about the healing properties of lard in the 16th issue of the column. Our honored operator-gunner Alexander from St. Petersburg brought Sala to the next ode. In the article under the cheerful title "The Ukrainian pig gives the SOS signal!" it is not about politics, as one might think, but about fat.

Among other opinions, the statements of the Doctor of Agricultural Sciences, academician of two agricultural academies about the benefits of lard are given:

So, from now on, in more detail. The fact that fat is a source of essential fatty acids – I will not argue here. Although the NLC in fat is obscenely small. But about the essential amino acids – here, let me disagree with the respected academician.

There are really ten essential amino acids for humans. They must necessarily come with food, otherwise there will be problems with the construction of proteins.  By name: valine, isoleucine, leucine, lysine, methionine, threonine , tryptophan , phenylalanine, tyrosine, cysteine.  The list of products containing these biochemical compounds is easily googled and indexed. There is no fat in this list. There is pork tenderloin, there is meat. There is no fat.

The academician's statements about cholesterol are even more interesting:

What about the fact that cholesterol is different? And the "clogging" of blood vessels has a much more complex etiology and pathogenesis than simply eating foods rich in cholesterol. And about the content in the products, the academician, to put it mildly, misled readers. Chicken egg protein does not contain cholesterol. Generally. At all. In the tables, the protein and yolk are indicated separately, because in the first there is zero cholesterol, in the second – 1300-2000 mg per 100 g of the product. But in the fat of cholesterol 100 mg per 100 g, I would not say that these are "traces". For comparison – 14 mg in milk, 50 mg in rabbit meat, 50 mg in white chicken meat, 70 mg in lamb, 75 mg in duck and turkey, 91 mg in dark chicken meat (with skin), 95 mg in crabs and squid per 100 g of product. To call fat after this comparison a dietary product does not turn the tongue.

As for the removal of radionuclides, this is something new. Someone knows about it – I don't know.

And so, to the heap:

Actually, the process of cooking salted lard is described. And lard is melted lard. A completely different product, it even has a different nutritional value.

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28.11.2008