Buy miracle remedies!
Kazan residents are offered to be treated for a hangover with a dishwashing detergent
Every day, various companies in the city offer more and more dietary supplements and miracle products. At the same time, their representatives assure that the goods will help from literally anything. Correspondent of the portal ProKazan.ru I went to the sellers of such funds and compiled a list of the most ridiculous dietary supplements and products of "network" companies.
I found 5 of the strangest, in my opinion, remedies and dietary supplements, and also talked to representatives of these companies under the guise of a customer.
To begin with, let's take the usual, at first glance, household products, the breadth of application of which, however, struck my imagination.
"You can wash the floor with it, but you can drink it"The first on my list was a multifunctional cleaner from one of the well-known network companies.
The main purpose of the product indicated on the package is to wash floors, plumbing, stove and refrigerator. But the tool is not called multifunctional for nothing, so it is not limited to washing floors here. After assuring the representative of the miracle remedy that I wanted to make a purchase, I asked him to tell me more about it.
Sergey, the distributor of the company, told me truly amazing things. According to him, most buyers not only clean the house with a cleaner, but also improve their health perfectly.
– You can also use this remedy to protect against mosquitoes by applying it to the skin, you can brush your teeth with it and use it as a liquid soap for hands, it is also a fertilizer for flowers, a cure for conjunctivitis, it is enough just to moisten their eyelids, with sore throat, gargle them, with gynecological diseases – they can be douched, – Sergey told.
It turned out that the remedy can heal wounds, scars and scratches on the body, and in case of poisoning, this wonderful drink is needed... drink. Meanwhile, the following composition appears on the label of the miracle remedy: anionic and nonionic surfactants. How safe it is to drink and smear on yourself is another question.
"One remedy for plaque, cough and headache"The second remedy on the list is the mouthwash of the previous company.
The main purpose: to rinse the mouth in order to remove plaque and refresh the breath.
But the rinse aid, of course, also has completely unexpected properties.
– Dissolve a few drops of rinse aid in half a glass of water and drink it, – Sergey advised me matter-of-factly. – Literally in half an hour it relieves headaches or coughs. You can also drip it into your nose for a runny nose, or rub your joints with it, which relieves pain perfectly. And also, such a drink helps me from a hangover," the representative opened up.
How can soap enlarge breasts?The third in the list was soap based on rare Chinese plants from a large Chinese corporation.
Purpose: thanks to its composition, soap makes the skin incredibly smooth, tender and elastic.
But, of course, skin care is not the main advantages of soap. Otherwise, it would not have been included in my rating.
Alfia, the distributor of the company, vowed to assure me that the miracle soap would literally increase my breasts by as much as 2 sizes in a month. And not just increase it! It will change the tone of the muscles by lifting and pumping them up.
To my question: how can soap lift muscles and increase breasts, Alfia replied in bewilderment: "How at the expense of what? It also contains a female placenta and rare plants! It is only necessary to lather the right area with it, and it will cause female hormones to be produced!"
Dismissing the thought of what would happen if, for example, a hand was soaped with soap, I asked how justified and safe the use of the placenta was and how exactly the release of estrogens was activated. Alas, the girl could not answer me.
"It doesn't matter," she shrugged. – After all, the result is important!
Now let's move from these funds to those for whom "improving health" is still the main function, and not a side and unexpected one. These are all kinds of dietary supplements: pills, tinctures, elixirs. Here, of course, I was also waiting for a lot of amazing discoveries, because these remedies, as it turned out, treat literally everything at once.
Three thousand rubles for a glass of living or dead waterSo proudly and fabulously named by its manufacturers.
When asked what is included in the miraculous water, I was answered, that it is water and valuable vitamins. But the water treatment process itself is so complicated that a mere mortal cannot understand it. But they told me much more about the list of diseases that disappear after drinking water.
– Prostate adenoma, severe burns, bronchial asthma, liver inflammation, hemorrhoids, hypertension and hypotension, hepatitis, constipation, toothache, psoriasis, cervical erosion, stomach ulcer and duodenal ulcer are only a small part of what manufacturers promise to cure. And all you need is nothing – take 1 teaspoon of living and dead water every day, and you will be happy.
The price of each 200ml bottle is 3500 rubles. When I asked if it was too expensive, I was again proudly listed a list of diseases that I would be able to defeat.
Does a health cocktail affect DNA?
I only managed to talk to Irina, a representative of this panacea for all diseases called "Health Cocktail" by phone. The woman said that with this miracle remedy, I can not only restore my health, but also get younger by 10-15 years. Inspired by the opportunity to return to childhood, I asked her what diseases this cocktail cures. Naturally, it turned out that almost all of them. The remedy normalizes blood pressure, rejuvenates the skin, stimulates the production of hormones (which are unknown), cures Parkinson's and Alzheimer's diseases, improves memory and strengthens the immune system. And most importantly, the cocktail corrects and corrects the DNA structure, protecting it from further deformations.
– So the cocktail also cures genetic diseases, since it affects DNA? I asked.
– So, yes! – the woman answered enthusiastically, glad that I helped her discover a new property of the drug.
The price of the drug is 5500 rubles per 150ml bottle
The saddest thing, I'm almost sure: these omnipotent funds just have a lot of buyers who believe that they can be cured of all diseases and give their last money for ordinary "pacifiers".
– People tend to believe in an easy solution to all problems, – says Marat Khabibullin, a psychologist at the Center for Psychological Correction. – Elderly people most often believe in dietary supplements that cure all diseases. Often this is due to the fact that many have almost no other hope for recovery, and manufacturers describe the possible results painfully beautifully. I would advise everyone to treat such products with caution.
Remember that there is simply no perfect cure for all diseases, and there have been enough people who make money on someone else's health at all times.
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05.03.2012