18 September 2013

MPs refused pills from greed

Famous comedians treated people's deputies with pills for greed

Pills for greed, vaccinations against corruption, enemas to clear the brains: all this was offered to the deputies of the parliament by doctors of the "Emergency political Aid" for free. Valentina Levitskaya saw which of the people's deputies used miracle medicines and how all this affected the productivity of the Rada's work.

Valentina Levitskaya, correspondent:

– An ambulance and doctors with boxes of pills are on duty under the Verkhovna Rada. They say: Parliament has been declared a quarantine zone, a terrible virus is raging here, for which conventional medicines do not help.

This is a mobile medical center of the satirical Democratic Party of Ukraine. Famous comedians Georgy Deliev, Boris Barsky and sexy nurses are in the role of fighters against the deputy epidemic. They offer politicians pills against hypocrisy, injections against corruption and cream against bribery.

– Embezzler cream, rub into hands before contact with money. Causes paralysis, convulsions and tears of shame.

People's deputies take medicines reluctantly, and try to slip into the Rada by devious ways.

– Here we offer...

– Thank you, I'm healthy.

– Then vitamins, for health.

– No need, I do sports.

– Let's make a shot.

– [You] are so beautiful, I need something else [from you] :)

Only one politician agreed to be vaccinated against lies – Grigory Smityukh from the regional faction.

A couple of hours later we checked – the vaccine "pravdorubin" worked!

Grigory Smityukh, People's Deputy of Ukraine, faction of the Party of Regions (here his words are given in translation – VM):

– This is actually a bitter joke, bitter justice. The Verkhovna Rada should be a model, but it is still very far from that.

The jokes ended there, and the deputies got down to business as usual.


What the servants of the Ukrainian people were doing on a normal day of the Verkhovna Rada, if you want (and understand in Ukrainian), you can read in the full text of the program on the Details website. And watch the video – at least the beginning, with clowns and laughter through tears.

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