Complete and final victory over swine flu!
posted on the Kaliningrad website.EN the future three-time Nobel Prize winner, knight of the Order of the "Savior of the Golakteko from Danger" and others, and others, including – a selfless and honest person:
Pocket Antivirus Emitters
The low-frequency penetrating radiation of the handheld device destroys almost all known parasites-viruses, bacteria, fungi, protozoa, helminths (worms) in the human body. The radius of action is 1.5 meters. With the support of Roszdravnadzor, a new program for the A/H1N1 virus has been introduced into the device. The device is a joint development of Russian physicists, biologists and doctors, certified as a medical device, put into production after 5 years of testing. On sale today.
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Price: 16800 Rubles.
Contacts:Nikolay Sergeyevich Sheshukov
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In order to more reliably convey their information to the dying of goose swine flu and other parasites of humanity, the ad is posted not only in the category "health-beauty-xxxenie", but also in "cars", "secondary housing market" and "electronics and household appliances".
The latter is very logical, because the inside of the device is an LCD display and a chip on which the names (and every single strain!) are recorded all pathogenic microbes, fungi, viruses known to science, as well as internal and external (such as pediculosis) parasites. And a radiator that drives a one-and-a-half-meter wave, recommended personally by the Chief Supervisor for the health of all Russians, Comrade. Yurgel. By the way, it is likely that the device and the new program specifically for H1N1 really received support and approval from Roszdravnadzor. They issue passports to anyone there.
Are you still not calling +7 XXX XXXX and not running to the specified address?
Hurry up, such devices will be snapped up like hot cakes for such a ridiculous price!
And Comrade's colleague. Yurgel, the Chief Sanitary Officer of All Russia, is delighted with the goose xxxxxx wave and blizzard drives even higher than one and a half meters. Listen to Radio Mayak:
Yudashkin is offered to create a new design of medical masks
Private announcements about the availability of a comprehensive vaccine against seasonal influenza viruses and H1N1 influenza are "not true." This statement was made by the head of the Ministry of Health and Social Development Tatyana Golikova. According to her, if there is such a vaccine, it will be only next year.
And the chief sanitary doctor of Russia calls on fashion designers to form a fashion for medical masks against the flu.
"It is necessary that, for example, Yudashkin or Zaitsev come up with a new design of masks," Gennady Onishchenko said at a meeting in Tomsk.
He complained about the frivolous attitude of many young people to the prevention of influenza, citing the example of the last match between the teams of Russia and Slovenia in Moscow, where masks were distributed to all spectators, but not everyone used them.
For those who are still in the tank, I remind you of a medical fact: a healthy mask from airborne infections is like a poultice for a dead one. It is necessary for patients to wear them so as not to sniff others (see, for example, the article "The Virus of idiocy").
A Healthy Skeptic
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