We are twin brothers, we have different fathers…
Why viewers watch shows like "Windows" with public turning out dirty laundry is understandable. Why such shows are filmed – even more so. But where do the exhibitionists who participate in these undressing games come from – I can't understand.
There is a popular teletubby Maury Povich in the States. The other day, in his show, DNA analysis in front of the amazed audience and the participants of the showdown again revealed something like a verse, which, among other jokes, the heroes of the old movie sing, lucky adventurers on different parts of their bodies:
I'm Harry, he's Walter ,
We are twin brothers.
We have the same mother,
But different fathers!
And now – outpatient: summary of the article from yesterday's Daily Mail “Woman discovers her twin sons have DIFFERENT fathers on the Maury Show".
The parents of twins, very suspiciously dissimilar to each other, dragged themselves to the Mauri show. On the left is a skiff (Jayla), on the right is Julius, in the middle is their mother, Shurochka (Alejandrina), who solemnly swore that nothing like this had ever happened to anyone except Dad, Axis (Jose). Here he is, so thoughtful:
And now, maestro, cut down the carcasses! DNA analysis – to the studio! Open the envelope... opanki! wow! One kid has a Y chromosome from his father, and the other has a visiting fellow!
In the next frame, the half-dad weirdo jumps for joy: he was right in his doubts! And shouts something like "I told you that this whore is a finished b..." to the whole broadcast!!!
And Mauri, preparing for the transfer, read the literature and, when the passions subsided, brought enlightenment to the masses about heteropaternal fertilization (heteropaternal superfecundation). Spermatozoa are persistent guys, they can live in the female genitals for 3-5 days. And if two eggs are formed during ovulation, then these lively ones will not understand who is legitimate here, and gallantly give way to each other, but will push their tails with a cry of "who got up first – that's the slippers"! And if they manage to get to two eggs in the few hours allotted by nature for their fertilization, and each egg will get sperm from different men – welcome, show must go on...
However, the probability of such a coincidence is no more than one percent, and no one knows how much less. There are either seven or ten documented cases of detection of fraternal twins by science in the person of Mauri Povich. In particular, in May 2009, another simple guy from Texas, after learning that he was the father of only one of the twins, was rumored to behave quite differently: he forgave the cheater in a Christian way and said that genes were genes, and he would bring up both as his own.
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20.04.2011