Drink foam supplements – there will be tabebuya avelanednaya!

It's good when Friday starts with a healthy laugh. Thank you, brother-skeptic (M)ike, for posting a message about the wonderful drink of Locaha to the Scientific Kunstkamera!

Find, if you want, the site of the manufacturers of this miracle remedy yourself. There's so much shit for suckers!

But I liked Locaha the most (the squares are highlighted in bold, especially prominent places are underlined):

Experience the wonderful properties of Locaha!!!

Lokakhi is a drink rich in medicinal herbs and juices, giving you perfect liquid nutrition! Locahi gives you the best of Mother Nature's medicines!

The composition of the perfect liquid nutrition is just a dog! With fifty components, including the following:Aloe gel is useful for the mouth and gums and is able to improve the collagen function, and also helps to relieve irritation.

(Someone I'm so irritable today... I'll take three hundred drops of aloe gel!) It has detoxification and cleansing properties.

Grape juice in its antioxidant properties is three times stronger than gray pruk ta, orange, tomato and apple, and it is also stronger than other 42 fruits and vegetables (have you miscalculated?) antioxidants and anti-inflammatory drugs that treat infectious diseases of the genitourinary system and reduce the number of bacteria in the mouth, naturally keeping the gums healthy.

Acai is rich in omega 6, fatty acid, linoleic acid…

Hawaiian Spirulina… It is rich in beta-carotene, iron, vitamin B12 and the rare fatty acid GLA.

Well, they write about it even more abruptly, for example, like this:
"This seed oil is the most popular source of omega 6 essential fatty acid gamma linoleic acid (GLA). Different grades of evening primrose oil, which produce different levels of GLA."Phytonutrients found in both honey and propolis have a strong ability to support the immune system.

Ginseng tea is an adaptive gene.

Potassium citrate ... also helps to recharge nerve impulses at the highest level, as well as the release of energy from proteins, fats and carbohydrates.

Pau De Arco, or the inner layer of the bark of the Tabebuya Avelanede tree, grows in Brazil... where are there so many wild don Pedres? Tabebuya, romale! Avelanede, chavale! Lambada, companeros!The secret of Green Tea is that it is rich in catechin polyphenols, especially epiglacatechin gallate.

Thistle milk protects and supports the liver.

This healing herb is ideal for anyone who is stressed and who lives in times of toxicity and environmental pollution. And shob you lived in a time of toxicity! (Chinese expletive).Black Currant tea is replete with anti-cyanide pigments and has a very good effect on health because of its antioxidant qualities.

Other antioxidants in black currant are vitam and C and E. (Currant is so fat that vitamin E from it and pimples.)Extracts of Aralia, Hawthorn and Scythanthra contain powerful adaptogens used for centuries in folk medicine mainly in Russia.

(Yeah. Especially Chinese lemongrass (Schisandra chinensis) and Manchurian aralia – native Russian food.)

Ionic Minerals are useful for many processes in the body. (Doric and Corinthian Minerals are also usually marble, and are no less useful for processes in the body. For example, if you give them on the head ...)Natural Hickory extract is a plant rich in fructooligosaccharides, including insulin.

Hickory insulin belongs to a class of carbohydrates known as fructans. It enhances the ability to assimilate certain minerals.

I wonder what the extract is from? From sawdust? Here's an opinion http://woodproduction.ru /:
In America, hickory wood is widely used in mechanical engineering, baggage and ski production, goes to tool handles, etc. Hickory fruits — nuts — are edible, contain up to 60% oil.Neither insulin, nor Yi lin (surely it had to be introduced in this paragraph) is found anywhere near hickory, except for advertising this supernapitka.

And for a snack – the most useful thing in this poop:

The Goji berry, known as wolfberry, is considered a superfruit.

Extremely nutritious, it contains five types of carotenes. I looked into the dictionary – and was very scared after reading and Googling:

 wolfberry is a western snowberry. Extremely nutritious superfruit! Here's what they write about him on the website http://sadogorod.net /:
Snizhnoyagodnik is a thick—leaved shrub of the honeysuckle family, native to North America. It has opposite, egg-shaped, medium-sized dark green leaves, keeping them until the snow. From about the second half of summer, flower brushes of small pale pink bell-shaped inconspicuous flowers appear from its leaf axils, but not the flowers are its decoration, but the berries are white, large, arranged in clusters on thin, bending branches. However, these beautiful berries are very poisonous.However, smart people suggested that these poor people meant another buttock.

Here is a quote from the press release of their colleagues:
The fruit from the wolfberry bush has been used for centuries in Inner Mongolia, but has only recently been explored. It was named the Chinese wolfberry (also known by its Latin name, Lycium barbarum or colloquial names ", goji berry").There's a lot more written in this spirit, and goji berry powder and juice are offered for use in the food industry, patamusta is appreciated skusno.

But I personally am somehow afraid: in our opinion Lycium barbarum is an ordinary goat.  And the article in the Wiki about the tree begins like this:
Dereza (Lat. Lýcium) is a genus of plants in the Solanaceae family, includes about 90 species distributed everywhere, including the subtropical zone. It often settles in dry places, some species on semi-saline soils.
Plants are poisonous.And it ends the same way too:

Most plants of the genus are more or less poisonous. Toxicity is caused by alkaloids (solasodin, etc.).About D. ordinary, however, it is written in the table "used in folk medicine", and in the article with the fearsome title "Wolf berries" it is said briefly about it:

Experience the wonderful properties of Locaha!!! Call right now!!!A Healthy Skeptic,

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17.07.2009